So spoke Meljayles

facebook ate my life

2009-05-24T12:06:04Z

it's true i do nothing but update my status and stalk my friends...

i've developed mousey pointer thing finger its a common side effect from

spending too much time on face book...

WE GOT A HOUSE!!!

2009-01-27T05:03:37Z

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Just in time!!!!!!
We sign on friday!

still nearly & not quite homeless

2009-01-26T21:35:37Z

lease is up 08/02/2009. houses are scarce. diabolically expensive. have dog. dog costs more rent.
420 per week. 450 per week. feeling frantic.hired a skip. threw out a lot. threw out most of my early paintings. tired. quite close actually to throwing out everything.

heheheh

2009-01-14T09:29:24Z

I figured out why I freaked out so much and all is better at this particular time of the month...

*chuckles*

Yay

2008-12-19T20:47:49Z

Trey found another job.

whoot

now we just need a new house in February!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARTHWOLLIPOT

2008-12-11T19:47:11Z

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

pop quiz *edited

2008-11-24T22:14:50Z

If you like music when you make love, what music would you choose?

YAYYYYYYYYYYY

2008-11-05T07:13:42Z

Very Very glad Obama won!

re printed from my other blog...

2008-10-23T19:46:57Z

got chatted up in the toilet roll section of the super market on my way home from work this afternoon!

2 things of interest to you, Mr. Macho!
A: I'm a dyke!
B: The toilet Paper section Are you kidding me! Only thing less appealing to me is the feminine hygiene section!

I just smiled politely and said I was flattered (which was a lie!) and that I was unavailable. (I did not elaborate on what I was unavailable for since thumper in the movie Bambi says: If you can't say anything nice don't say anything at all) (new thing i'm trialling is being nicer to strangers.)

Sheesh!

Writer's Block: Secret Crush

2008-10-20T07:16:16Z

Everyone knows having a crush at the office or in class can make the time pass a little bit quicker. Is it better to keep your crush a secret or tell them how you feel?

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depends. I have a major crush at the moment but there is nothing to be gained from it except frustration and angst.

schadenfreude

2008-10-15T02:21:44Z

the one thing i know I'd instill in others if I was gone.

House Rental

2008-10-12T20:44:02Z

Since it is a very stupid time to get a loan and build I am looking to rent at the beginning of february if anyone can help please let me know i'm happy to pay up to $450.00 and i don't really mind the area have excellent references i'd stay here but the owners want to live here and well it would be crowded heheh. I have a dog well sort of he's smaller than a cat and thinks he's human but technically he's a dog. I have a partner we have good incomes and never miss rent but i abhor real estate agents as they are even more evil than me.

ta.

Happy Birthday

2008-10-10T21:37:33Z

I'm 23 today! yay me.

Bento bento bento

2008-10-02T11:37:50Z

i love bento its so kawaii. i have the best tiny containers. I have even joined a bento community. its just so interesting to me.

curiouser and curiouser

2008-09-29T23:41:37Z

Short story that I adored by Freakygems a very delicious friend of mine.

2008-09-29T01:19:29Z

How are you anyway?

I think I am falling apart
I found a screw in my bed as I got up this morning.
It was still warm.
I've got no clue where it is from.
Last week as i was having a shower I saw some string hanging out from my side. It hurt a little when I gave it a tug so I tied a knot and broke the rest off.
Each day it's something new, different and odd.
Like the flesh coloured chip I coughed up on my way to work.
The edged were smooth and shinny.
I don't think I broke anything, but then again I am not too sure.
These bits and pieces started to appear over the past month or so, in my shoe, in my pillow...
I initially ignored these fragments of myself.
I collected as I found them, storing them away in and old wooden box.
I pulled them out the other day and looked over the collection.
Screws, shards of glass, shreds of paper, loose bits of string, a few china-like chips, a handful of fluff and stuffing, and a couple of metal cuttings that I always cut myself on.
After filling a whole box I started wondering where they were from.
I desperately tried to put them back into me, but I couldn't find their place and so I continued to find them and collect and wonder.

food and satiety

2008-09-25T04:32:51Z

i think it is fucking hilarious that i get full after half a wet weetbix.

thats all.

recovery

2008-09-24T22:50:26Z

must be getting better i'm bored

one sleep

2008-09-17T21:03:07Z

surgery in the morning.

mmmm fun but owww

2008-09-10T10:14:21Z

went to aqua aerobics tonight soooooooo good.

2 more classes next week then two weeks or so off to recover from surgery...

8 days til the slice & dice...

i like this goths zombies and bdsm this comic has the lot

2008-08-23T00:19:59Z

http://www.orneryboy.com/index.php?comicID=7

http://www.orneryboy.com/index.php?comicID=21

and i adore this one the most! http://www.orneryboy.com/index.php?comicID=46

http://www.orneryboy.com/index.php?comicID=84

pre surgery crankies

2008-08-23T00:04:51Z

day five of optifast....

no longer want to gnaw off a limb.

making starch free very very low carb soup.

very boring diet but at least i'm not hungry.

Have found lap band forums very supportive and feel relieved not to be alone in this.

should i be worried that i look forward to my optifast....

nb. just heard that stupid my humps song on the radio
it is just crap.

thats all.

lapband surgery

2008-08-20T10:32:21Z

my surgery has been bought forward to the 19th september.

i have 1 month of consuming only optifast and 2 cups of un starched veges per day.

i do tend to want to gnaw off a limb but i'm holding up.

my liver thanks me.

the ketosis is exciting and i'm enjoying the journey...

not surprised (meme from draquin)

2008-06-11T20:27:34Z

-8

As a 1930s wife, I am
Very Poor (Failure)

Take the test!

resilience

2008-06-03T20:38:14Z

You can't choose how other people treat you and you can't always change what they think of you but the power that you do have is the ability to choose how you respond and react to it.